Fran Drescher credited as playing...
Dolores Durante
- Angry Man: That's the second time tonight! What, are you stupid?
- [Jack tries to walk away]
- Angry Man: Whoa! Whoa! Where you going? I want an apology!
- Jack: I'm sorry.
- Angry Man: No, no, no, that's not gonna be good enough, sorry.
- Jack: Well, I said I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Jeez, what is it with you? What, are you totally hyper or something? You eat too much sugar?
- Angry Man: What, do you think you're pretty smart?
- Jack: Yeah, I do, got an A in everything except Social Studies.
- Angry Man: Studies? How'd you like to study my fist?
- Dolores: Hey, hey, hey, leave him alone, asshole. Come on, Mr. Powell.
- Angry Man: What's the matter, man? You gonna let your girlfriend here stand up for you?
- Dolores: Just, let's go.
- Jack: [Jack begins to deliver insults he heard on the playground] You know what your problem is, Mister? You have Exactly Disease.
- Angry Man: What's that?
- Jack: It's when your mouth smells EXACTLY LIKE YOUR BUTT!
- Dolores: What, you get that from Louis? He always says that.
- Angry Man: And you're a loser!
- Jack: Oh yeah, losers say what?
- Angry Man: What?
- Jack: LOSER! Haha! Rubber, glue, sticks to you!
- Dolores: What are you doing? This guy's very tough! Stop with this, let's go.
- Angry Man: [getting very angry] I'm a loser? You're a son of a bitch!
- Jack: I can't believe you said that! You cussed! Oh, you said the 'B' word! Oh, you're going to get in so much trouble! You really are!
- Angry Man: [laughs] Here's some trouble!
- [punches Jack in the face]
- Jack: What happened to Mr. McGee? I just talked to him on the phone.
- Louis: I don't know what happened to Mr. McGee. Mr. Powell?
- Jack: [pause] He got diarrhea.
- Dolores: [disgusted] Diarrhea?
- Jack: Yeah, he got diarrhea. And uh, he spewed. Threw up. And he had the squirts. He had diarrhea.
- Dolores: Oh boy, that's more than I needed to know.