Brian Kerwin credited as playing...
Brian Powell
- [it is decided Jack is to go to school]
- Karen Powell: You sure he's ready for school?
- Brian: Jackie will be fine.
- [they kiss Jack and go to bed]
- Brian: [to himself] It's the rest of the world I'm worried about.
- Karen Powell: Woodruff doesn't know what he's talking about.
- Brian: If he doesn't know what he's talking about, then why are we paying him all this money to tutor Jack?
- Karen Powell: I blame him for filling Jack's head with all these ideas of going to school.
- Brian: Imagine that, a teacher wanting a kid to go to school.
- Jack: [rambling into the phone really fast] Hey, Dad! I got to play basketball today. They picked me! Not just because I'm humongous, because I'm real good. Yeah, I scored a thousand points. Yeah, right it was only a hundred. I'm kidding it was 14. I scored! Yeah, and I met this really cool kid named Louie. Not Louis, Louie. Yeah. His mom gave me some matches.
- Brian: OK, slow down, buddy, slow down.
- Jack: Hey, Dad, Louie has some dirty magazines under his bed. What are dirty magazines? I got to be principal. Well, I pretended to be. And I got a lot of homework to do. I got a great homework assignment. And you know what? Miss Marquez ate one of my red Gummi-Bears and she said 'way to go,' but not because of the red Gummi-Bears. Because of the way I play basketball. Yeah, it was great. She said Shaq better watch his back! She's what Grandpa says is a real piece of work. She's really great. What are you doing?
- Brian: You know, I was just thinking about the first time you ever rode a bike. Remember that?
- Jack: Oh, yeah.
- Brian: You were so determined to ride. You kept wiping out and nearly took out a couple of the neighbors. It took a couple days until you finally got it, and look at you now! I mean, you're riding like a pro!