Ossie Davis credited as playing...
Midge Carter
- Midge: You made it up. You made it all up.
- Nat Moyer: Of course.
- Midge: Conned your own kid.
- Nat Moyer: Go back to sleep.
- Midge: That's a sin!
- Nat Moyer: I did it to save a life: mine.
- Midge: You're not a nice guy. I'm ashamed I even sung a song with you.
- Nat Moyer: You don't understand. Nursing homes were dancing in her head. Desperate measures were required.
- Nat: Hey, Rappaport! I haven't seen you in ages. How have you been?
- Midge: I'm not Rappaport.
- Nat: Rappaport, what happened to you? You used to be a short fat guy, and now you're a tall skinny guy.
- Midge: I'm not Rappaport.
- Nat: Rappaport, you used to be a young guy with a beard, and now you're an old guy with a mustache.
- Midge: I'm not Rappaport.
- Nat: Rappaport, how has this happened? You used to be a cowardly little white guy, and now you're a big imposing black guy.
- Midge: I'm not Rappaport.
- Nat: And you changed your name, too!