Jackie Chan credited as playing...
Insp. Chan Ka Kui
- Chan Ka Kui: [phone call] Uncle Bill! I'm calling you right now from Australia and I'm having a great time! I'm talking to you while enjoying my great view. Wow! Working for the FSB is great. I have a sauna, swimming pool, and jacuzzi. Oh, wait a second. My koala bear just came out.
- Uncle Bill: [on the other end of the call] What? You mean in your hotel room? It's only a toy, right?
- Chan Ka Kui: No. It's the real thing!
- [hands the phone to the koala bear]
- Chan Ka Kui: Say hi to Uncle Bill.
- [takes the phone back]
- Chan Ka Kui: He's too shy. Don't hang up.
- Hong Kong Policeman: [to Bill] He's living it up. I should've gone with him.
- Chan Ka Kui: Really. I'm not making this up! What else? Money... clothes... car. I feel almost like James Bond. Except no gorgeous girls.
- Uncle Bill: Hey. If all of this is for real, you should be very careful.
- Chan Ka Kui: Okay. So long. Bye bye.
- [hangs up]
- Uncle Bill: [to the policeman] Do you think he went crazy on this assignment? Maybe he's overworked.
- [last lines]
- Uncle Bill: When you get back, write a report which is detailed and simple, starting from the beginning.
- Jackie: Huh?