Tim Colceri credited as playing...
Metal Head
- Pvt. Delores Costello: You don't think Kowalski's gettin' killed was my fault, do you?
- MSgt. Metal Head Hooker: What do you mean?
- Pvt. Delores Costello: Well, I mean, I'm the one who gave him the boner and all.
- MSgt. Metal Head Hooker: Forget about it. Kowalski would've wanted it that way. He was a marine. Come to think of it, when it's my time go, I hope I'm standing tall just like he was.
- Dr. Mittenhand: If you disobey my orders and refuse to carry them out. You will be tried for mutiny and I guarantee you,
- [shouts]
- Dr. Mittenhand: you will be shot! On the other hand, if you are successful in killing that creature. I will arrange a very generous bonus for each of you.
- MSgt. Metal Head Hooker: How much?
- Dr. Mittenhand: Say, one hundred times what you are being paid now.
- Sticks: I'm in.
- MSgt. Metal Head Hooker: One more thing, if I lose any more of my men, YOUR ASS IS GRASS!
- [pauses, realizing that Dr. Mittenhand's only organic parts are his head and right arm]
- MSgt. Metal Head Hooker: If... if you've even got an ass!
- Harold: I'm sorry. You have an appointment?
- MSgt. Metal Head Hooker: [yelling] Listen, you little pencil-neck geek, you get me the doctor now before I jerk out your teeth and shit down your throat!
- Harold: Thank you, I've already had my lunch.