Gary Grossman credited as playing...
Harold
- Staff Sergeant Brooks Malloy: You heard the lady, Harold, move your ass.
- Harold: Hey, don't touch me unless you mean it, cowboy.
- Harold: Dr. Mittenhand, you look... much taller in person.
- Dr. Mittenhand: Thank you, Harold, I'LL do the jokes.
- Harold: May I say what an honor is is to be working with such a great genius?
- Dr. Mittenhand: And may I say how much I loathe and despise toadies like you?
- Harold: Thank you. And may I say what an honor it is to be despised by such a magnificent mind?
- Dr. Mittenhand: Oh, shut up.
- Harold: I'm sorry. You have an appointment?
- MSgt. Metal Head Hooker: [yelling] Listen, you little pencil-neck geek, you get me the doctor now before I jerk out your teeth and shit down your throat!
- Harold: Thank you, I've already had my lunch.