Leonardo DiCaprio credited as playing...
- Hank: Most of the time I just keep to myself. I think like what it would be like to be... someone else.
- Bessie: We're all really glad you're here.
- Hank: Yeah we should do it again in like another 17 years.
- Lee: We're going to see your Aunt Bessie in Florida. She's not feeling so well.
- Hank: I didn't even knew I had an Aunt Bessie.
- Lee: She came to the house right after your Dad and I were married.
- Hank: I wasn't even born yet.
- Lee: Oh.
- Hank: [upon being asked to get out of the car] They're having a top 100 countdown and I want to hear number 1.
- Lee: What number are they up to?
- Hank: 86!
- Hank: There's this one dude on my floor, held a razor blade under his tongue for like 5 hours. He talked to the orderlies, he ate, everything.
- Bessie: Well, why on earth did he do that?
- Hank: He was trying to break my record.
- Hank: I could give a *fuck* about Disney World.
- Lee: Are you behaving yourself?
- Hank: Well, they're not strapping me down anymore.
