Robert Blake credited as playing...
Mystery Man
- Mystery Man: We've met before, haven't we.
- Fred Madison: I don't think so. Where was it you think we met?
- Mystery Man: At your house. Don't you remember?
- Fred Madison: No. No, I don't. Are you sure?
- Mystery Man: Of course. As a matter of fact, I'm there right now.
- Fred Madison: What do you mean? You're where right now?
- Mystery Man: At your house.
- Fred Madison: That's fucking crazy, man.
- Mystery Man: Call me. Dial your number. Go ahead.
- Mystery Man: Call me. Dial your number. Go ahead.
- [Fred dials the number and the Mystery Man answers]
- Mystery Man: [over the phone] I told you I was here.
- Fred Madison: [amused] How'd you do that?
- Mystery Man: Ask me.
- [Fred's facial expression turns from amused to serious as he's clearly remembering the anonymous video tapes]
- Fred Madison: [angrily into the phone] How did you get inside my house?
- Mystery Man: [voice] You invited me. It is not my custom to go where I am not wanted.
- Fred Madison: [into the phone] Who are you?
- [both Mystery Men laugh mechanically]
- Mystery Man: [voice] Give me back my phone.
- [Fred hands back the cellphone to the man in front of him]
- Mystery Man: It's been a pleasure talking to you.
- Mr. Eddy: [into the phone] I'm really glad to know you're doing okay. You're sure you're okay? Everything alright?
- Pete Dayton: [into the phone] Yeah.
- Mr. Eddy: [into the phone] I'm really glad to know you're doin good, Pete. Hey, I want you to talk to a friend of mine.
- Mystery Man: [into the phone to Pete] We've met before, haven't we?
- Pete Dayton: [into the phone] I don't think so. Where is it you think we've met?
- Mystery Man: [into the phone] At your house. Don't you remember?
- Pete Dayton: [into the phone] No. No, I don't.
- Mystery Man: [into the phone] In the East, the Far East, when a person is sentenced to death, they're sent to a place where they can't escape, never knowing when an executioner may step up behind them, and fire a bullet into the back of their head.
- Pete Dayton: [into the phone] What's going on?
- Mystery Man: [into the phone] It's been a pleasure talking to you.
- Fred Madison: Where's Alice?
- Mystery Man: Alice who? Her name is Renee. If she's told you her name is Alice, she's lying.
- [filled with rage]
- Mystery Man: [shouts] And your name? What the fuck is your name?
- [laying on the ground with his throat slashed by Fred and the Mystery Man]
- Mr. Eddy: [gagging from his bloody throat] What do you guys want?
- [the Mystery Man pulls out a hand-held Watchman TV and gives it to Mr. Eddy who looks on it to see an interior of Andy's house at night with with Mr. Eddy and Renee watching a snuff-porno film while fondling each other beside the projector. The image suddenly changes back to Fred and the Mystery Man standing before him in the frame]
- Mystery Man: Now you can hand it back.
- Mr. Eddy: [as he hands the portable TV back] You and me, mister... we can really out-ugly them sonafabitches. Can't we?