Tracey Walter credited as playing...
FBI Agent
- Matilda: [to the FBI agents, as they rummage through her parents' garage looking for car parts] You two men are going to be in a lot of trouble very soon.
- FBI Agent Bill: [to his partner] It's the female minor.
- FBI Agent Bob: Aren't you supposed to be in school, young lady?
- Matilda: I really hope you have a search warrant. According to a constitutional law book that I read in the library, if you don't have one, you could lose your job or even go to federal prison.
- FBI Agent Bob: It's your father who's going to federal prison. And you know where you'll end up?
- FBI Agent Bill: In a federal orphanage.
- FBI Agent Bob: If you cooperate, we'll make sure it's a nice orphanage.
- FBI Agent Bill: The kind with food... and teeny-weeny cockroaches.
- FBI Agent Bob: What do you say?
- Matilda: There's another crime in the making, your car is about to run a stop sign.
- Narrator: Dirty dealings, like buying stolen car parts, never stay secret for long, especially when the FBI gets involved.
- FBI Agent Bob: [into recorder] 9:17, suspect exits domicile.
- FBI Agent Bill: I've got 9:18.
- FBI Agent Bob: [into recorder] 9:17 is correct.
- Zinnia Wormwood: He came home with $2,000 cash and he threw it up in the air. We swam in it like we were on "The Million Dollar Sticky"!
- [to Bill]
- Zinnia Wormwood: Do you like that show?
- FBI Agent Bill: I love that show.
- Zinnia Wormwood: That was the old days. Now he has money in banks all over the planet. But does he give me a dime?