Larry Miller credited as playing...
Dean Richmond
- Sherman Klump: I assure you, I will not let you down.
- Dean Richmond: You won't. I know you won't. As a matter of fact, I know you're going to be perfect! Do you know how I know all these things? I know them because if you're *not* perfect, never mind the yelling, the screaming and the firing. If anything goes wrong, for any reason
- [pause]
- Dean Richmond: I'm going to kill you. And I don't mean that as a euphemism, I am going to literally kill you. I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply until you pass away.
- [Professor Sherman Klump grunts and groans trying to fit his obese frame into an office chair; he finally gets comfortable and sighs with relief]
- Dean Richmond: Comfy?
- Sherman Klump: Quite.
- Dean Richmond: Anything I can get for you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb?
- Sherman Klump: No, sir, I'm fine.
- Harlan Hartley: [arrives at the Alumni Ball] Well, Richmond, where's your professor Buddy Love?
- Dean Richmond: Oh, with you, it's always business. Let's get to know each other, man-to-man. Now, if our files are correct, you and your fabulous wife have a terrific daughter!
- Harlan Hartley: I'm divorced and my daughter is in rehab.
- Dean Richmond: So, you're saying our files are NOT correct?
- Harlan Hartley: [annoyed] Listen, you pompous butt-kisser: I have a check in my pocket for $10,000,000, and your Buddy Love has till midnight to prove that formula works.
- Dean Richmond: He'll be there, the formula works, and you have the check. Really? On you now? Because on behalf of--which pocket? No, don't tell me, let me smell it.