Brett Harrelson credited as playing...
Jimmy Flynt
- Larry Flynt: [frustrated at the photographer] Look, we're not running a flower shop here. We're selling the girl. So stop playing with all the props and pillows and flowers and just shoot the girl.
- Stills Photographer: [to the model during a photo shoot] Let's go for the leg thing spread your legs a little wider.
- Larry Flynt: [Walks up to the model and spreads her legs even wider] There, that's exactly what we want, that's perfect a woman's vagina has just as much personality as her face.
- Stills Photographer: But you can't show the genitalia.
- Larry Flynt: [disappointed, confused] Why not?
- Jimmy Flynt: He's right. Legally, you can't show it.
- Larry Flynt: [to Jimmy] Shut up.
- Larry Flynt: Are you religious man?
- Stills Photographer: Yeah.
- Larry Flynt: You believe God created man?
- Stills Photographer: Yeah.
- Larry Flynt: And God created woman?
- Stills Photographer: Yeah.
- Larry Flynt: Surely the same God created her vagina, and who are you to defy God? Just shoot it.
- Larry Flynt: [looking at the first issue of the Hustler newsletter] What'd you think?
- Jimmy Flynt: How much do they cost?
- Larry Flynt: [shakes his head] Will you forget money for one second! What'd you think?
- Jimmy Flynt: What I think depends on how much they cost.
- Larry Flynt: This is the first Hustler newsletter. It's all for the man on the go and man-about-town. Here's news service and pictures.
- Jimmy Flynt: It's a magazine. How are you going to pay for that?
- Larry Flynt: Don't interrupt me when I'm talking!
- Larry Flynt: She ain't bad. She ain't legal either.
- Jimmy Flynt: Yes, she is, I saw her ID.
- Larry Flynt: Look, you stupid briar-hopper, my dog could get an ID... from my goat.
- Jimmy Flynt: [calculating their profits and expenses] How we doing?
- Larry Flynt: Bad, we're broke.
- Jimmy Flynt: How could we be broke?
- Larry Flynt: These giveaways are killing us. The limousine, the smorgasbord was a stupid idea, and all your buddies are coming in here every night drinking for free.
- Jimmy Flynt: You don't have to bring my friends into this.
- Larry Flynt: There's the secret right there. If we can somehow let people know what great ladies these girls are.
- Jimmy Flynt: You can't advertise that.
- Jimmy Flynt: [Referring to Althea, while eating breakfast] So after one night she's moving in with you?
- Larry Flynt: She had it rough, grew up in an orphanage.
- Trucker: [interrupting their conversation] Hey buddy, are the guy with the sex paper?
- Larry Flynt: I might be.
- Trucker: I love the pictures how do I subscribe?
- Larry Flynt: Where'd you come up on the newsletter?
- Trucker: I found it in the bathroom of a gas station, it came in pretty handy.
- Larry Flynt: I'm glad we can help you out but it's not for subscription.
- Larry Flynt: [to his staffers, as they remained silent] What's wrong?
- Arlo: The distributer called and unfortunately we had only a twenty five percent sell through
- Larry Flynt: Someone want to translate that for me?
- Jimmy Flynt: What that means their sending back a hundred fifty thousand copies
- Larry Flynt: [slams the champagne bottle into the cake] SHIT!
- Jimmy Flynt: [referring to losing most of their money on printing and distributing their first copy of Hustler magazine] You're just stupid dumb briar hopper what made you think you can pull this off anyway?
- Althea: At least he has balls
- Jimmy Flynt: What he needs is brains
- Althea: [sarcastically] Einstein's speaking I'm so impressed
- Larry Flynt: So one more issue and we're wiped out?
- Jimmy Flynt: Yeah
- Althea: I believe you're the one that got us into this debt in the first place
- Larry Flynt: You think just because it's your birthday you can be a bitch?
- Althea: Yeah I think I'm fifty feet tall and you have a needle dick
- [Larry slaps her]
- Althea: Don't ever hit me like that, don't talk to me like that I'll go back and I'll eat dog food
- Larry Flynt: [During a staff meeting after looking at their Hustler Magazine's advertisement that is offering one million dollars to help President John F. Kennedy's killers to justice] That's good
- Jimmy Flynt: So we're going to pay a million bucks?
- Larry Flynt: Why not? If it catches the killer, I think it's worth it. Moving on "asshole of the month"
- Althea: Jerry Falwell
- Arlo: you always say Jerry Falwell
- Althea: Jerry Falwell is always an asshole that's why Arlo
- Chester: how about this month we do Anita Bryant?
- Arlo: I say Gerald Ford
- Jimmy Flynt: [jokingly but intentionally insulting his brother] I say Larry Flynt
- Larry Flynt: [Althea covers her mouth while laughing] Yeah I like that bro everybody thinks I'm an asshole.
- Larry Flynt: [During a staff meeting after looking at their advertisement that is offering one million dollars to help President John F. Kennedy's killers to justice] That's good
- Jimmy Flynt: So we're going to pay a million bucks?
- Larry Flynt: Why not? If it catches the killer, I think it's worth it. Moving on "asshole of the month"
- Althea: Jerry Falwell
- Arlo: you always say Jerry Falwell
- Althea: Jerry Falwell is always an asshole that's why Arlo
- Chester: how about this month we do Anita Bryant?
- Arlo: I say Gerald Ford
- Jimmy Flynt: [jokingly, intentionally insulting his brother] I say Larry Flynt
- Larry Flynt: [amused, Althea covers her mouth while laughing] Yeah I like that bro, everybody thinks I'm an asshole.
- Chester: [after laughing] that's true
- Larry Flynt: [while giving him a serious look] is that right?
- Larry Flynt: [During a staff meeting] There will no more photo spreads of women alone from now on. Sex will be presented in a more natural setting with the man in the picture: a Genesis pictorial for example, Adam and Eve "getting it on" in the Garden of Eden and next month I'd like to have pretty girls floating on big glass crucifixes
- Jimmy Flynt: I plead with you not to do this if you do this, this company is going to be worth nothing
- Jimmy Flynt: Who the hell would want to shoot you anyway, Larry?
- Larry Flynt: Who wouldn't want to shoot me, Jimmy?
- Jimmy Flynt: Who the hell would wanna shoot you anyway, Larry?
- Larry Flynt: Who wouldn't want to shoot me, Jimmy?
- Arlo: I'd say it was the CIA.
- Althea: Why?
- Arlo: Because of the million dollars that was offered for JFK's killers.
- Althea: No. I think it was the interracial photo spreads - and the KKK.
- Jimmy Flynt: The KKK? It wasn't the KKK. It was the Mob!
- Arlo: The extreme religious right. They're the ones that control all of the fanatics.
- Alan Isaacman: Well, you've just named every American psycho.
- Jimmy Flynt: [sellthrough dropping] You're just a stupid dumb briar-hopper. And what made you think you could pull this off anyway, Larry?
- Althea: 'Cause he has balls, Jimmy.
- Jimmy Flynt: Yeah, but what he needs is brains!
- Althea: Oh, God, Einstein speaking!
- [smirks loudly]
- Althea: I'm impressed.
- Larry Flynt: So, one more issue, and we're wiped out?
- Jimmy Flynt: Yeah.
- Althea: Larry, you said yourself, it's not so bad to be poor.
- Larry Flynt: Hey, *fuck you,* Althea, you go be poor, okay?