Billy Crudup credited as playing...
Tommy
- Tommy: This is amazing!
- John Reilly: Hello! It's been a long time!
- Nokes: Who the fuck are you guys?
- [John and Tommy each pull up a chair and sit down at Nokes' table]
- Nokes: Hey, who the fuck asked you to sit down?
- Tommy: I thought you'd be happy to see us... I guess I was wrong.
- John: You know, after all that training, all that time you put in, to stand up watching someone else's money... that seems like a waste!
- Nokes: I'm asking you for the last time what the fuck do you want?
- John: Why don't you take your time it will come to you!
- [Nokes stares at them, thinking]
- John: I can see how you might forget. We were just something for you and your friends to play with.
- Tommy: It's a little harder for us to forget... you gave us so much more to remember.
- John Reilly: [Nokes is still clueless] You can't quite place us, can you, chief? Let me help you out. You're looking at John Reilly and Tommy Marcano.
- Nokes: Oh yeah... yeah, that's right. It was a long time ago.
- [resumes eating]
- Nokes: So how've you been?
- John Reilly: Yeah, we ain't kids now.
- Nokes: Yeah. So what do you want?
- John Reilly: What I've always wanted... to watch you die.
- [Tommy pulls out a pistol and places it on the table]
- Tommy: Aw... you ordered the meatloaf. The brisket is really good here, only you'll never know it.
- [Nokes is clearly nervous]
- Tommy: You fucked up.
- Nokes: [smiling] Ah, you were scared little pricks. Both of youse. All youse. Scared shitless, but I... I tried to make you tough. I tried to make you hard.
- Tommy: Oh, I had you all wrong then, Nokes. All this time I thought you just liked fuckin' and beatin' up little boys.
- Nokes: [nervously] You two motherfuckers are gonna burn in hell. You're gonna burn in hell.
- John Reilly: Yeah, after you.
- [fires pistol, hitting Nokes in the groin]
- John: [at Minetta's after the acquittal, meeting Shakes in the private room] I don't know how to fuckin' thank you!
- [they embrace]
- Tommy: I can't believe what you did! I can't believe you got away with it!
- Lorenzo: It wasn't me, man. That was Mike. It was all Mikey's plan.
- John: Ya know, when I first heard he was taking the case, I was gonna have him burned.
- Lorenzo: And?
- John: Ah, I figured he's a friend, and if you gotta be sent away on a murder rap, who better to do it?
- Tommy: Well, the way he was handling his end of the case, I thought he sucked as a lawyer. I started feeling sorry for the bastard!
- Michael: [entering] Hey! Never feel sorry for a lawyer.
- Tommy: Ah! Get over here, counselor!
- [embraces him]
- John: [to Michael] You are the real Count!
- [embraces him]
- John: Alive and well and livin' in New York City!
- Michael: Maniac! Maniac! All right!
- [they embrance joyfully]
- Michael: Jesus, enough!
- Carol: [enters] What is this, a gay bar?
- John: It was till you walked in! Why dontcha give me a kiss to go with that hello?
- [she does so]