Cathy Silvers credited as playing...
1st Lt. Monday
- Major Thorn: [Oster and Monday have been investigating Bilko] Nothing? You found nothing?
- Lt. Monday: Every ounce of my training tells me he's hiding something.
- Lt. Oster: It seems like every time we're about to get our hands on something...
- Lt. Monday: It dissolves.
- Major Thorn: I know. It's like trying to nail Jell-O to the wall!
- Lt. Monday: No... it's like watching a magician.
- Lt. Oster: He's got you watching his left hand...
- Lt. Monday: And his right hand keeps pulling rabbits.
- Major Thorn: Well, then lets tie his hands.