Michael McGlone credited as playing...
Francis Fitzpatrick
- Mr. Fitzpatrick: Let me get this straight: You don't want to cheat on your girlfriend with your wife?
- Francis: Yeah. I guess so.
- Mr. Fitzpatrick: Jesus Christ, Francis! Are you sure I'm your father? You know, I'm gonna have to double-check with your mother on this.
- Francis: Well, for one thing, I don't like the fact that you have sex with a geriatric.
- Heather Davis: Well, how do you think I feel about you going home and seeing your wife every night?
- Francis: I haven't had sex with my wife in months.
- Heather Davis: Well, I don't know if that is such a good idea, Francis. Clearly you need the practice.
- Mr. Fitzpatrick: [Francis is speaking to his father about divorcing Renee, and anticipating his mother's reaction] She's gonna be devastated. She's been up at that goddamn church every morning praying for your brother. And then yesterday she tells me I spend too much time on the boat. I don't even want to get into that discussion. And now you're gonna get divorced? Christ! She'll be up with Father John 24 hours a day. Thanks a lot, buddy. I'm probably going to have to start making my own breakfast again.
- Francis: I'm sorry if my divorce interferes with your breakfast plans, Dad.
- Mr. Fitzpatrick: Hey, don't be getting all sensitive on me, Barbra!
- Francis: [Francis and Mickey are outside with boxing gloves on to settle their differences over Heather] Twenty-five fucking years, I've been waiting for the day I'd be bigger, tougher, stronger than you are. When you go down it's gonna hurt, baby. I'm gonna kick your fucking ass! Are you ready? You ready to be humiliated in front of your new wife and your father? You are an ugly bitch, I pity you...
- Mr. Fitzpatrick: [Mickey knocks Francis to the ground with a single punch] Way to go, Mick! You always did have a great right!
- Mr. Fitzpatrick: [looking down towards Francis, who remains on the ground] Come on, Dorothy. It's all over.
- Heather Davis: He doesn't care about my past.
- Francis Fitzpatrick: Is that because he doesn't know you were a hooker?
- Heather Davis: He was my best customer.
- Francis: Tom, if you were single, would you date your brother's ex-girlfriend?
- Tom: I don't have a brother, Mr. Fitzpatrick.
- Francis: But if you did, is that off-limits?
- Tom: I'd have to say that only the lowest of the low, a real scumbag, would date his brother's ex. There's a code between siblings.
- Francis: Thanks, Tom!
- Francis: [showing up at Heather's apartment after the fight with Mickey] I told Mickey about us.
- Heather Davis: [seeing his black eye] One punch?
- Francis: It was a cheap shot.