Wayne Knight credited as playing...
Stan Podolak
- [Stan is digging up the golf hole that Michael got sucked down]
- Golfer: What are you doing?
- Stan Podalak: I'm uh, I'm fixing a divot.
- Golfer: Oh.
- Golfer: [shouting back to someone off camera] He's fixing a divot!
- Stan Podalak: C'mon, Michael! It's game time! Get your Hanes on, lace up your Nikes, grab your Wheaties and your Gatorade, and we'll pick up a Big Mac on the way to the ballpark.
- Stan Podalak: Let me help! Let me help! I can help! I can help!
- Michael Jordan: What can you do?
- Stan Podalak: Well, I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow.
- Sylvester: And large.
- Daffy Duck: And a dork.
- [Stan prepares to take a picture of Michael after the hole in one]
- Stan Podalak: Let me get a picture of this. All right, here we go, you want to smile. You reach in, you reach in for the ball and then you smile. OK?
- Michael Jordan: Yes.
- Stan Podalak: And you think this is good.
- Michael Jordan: Just take the picture!
- Stan Podalak: All right.
- [a rope comes out of the hole and pulls Michael in]
- Bill Murray: [after a pause] What kind of camera is that?
- Stan Podalak: It's just a...
- Bill Murray: [interrupts] Would you not point it at me please and close the lens cap?
- Stan Podalak: I didn't do anything! I just took...
- Larry Bird: Where'd he go?
- Stan Podalak: [after all of his attempts to dig to find Michael have failed] This is it! THIS IS IT! I don't know where you are, Michael! But wherever you are, you obviously enjoy bein' there more than spendin' time with me!
- Stan Podalak: [Leans over the edge of the seat over the dugout] Hey, hey... Mr. Jordan. I'm Stan Pod...
- [slips and falls butt-first into the dugout floor]
- Stan Podalak: Whah whah whaaaahhh!
- [Gets up strained and sits down next to Michael Jordan]
- Michael Jordan: You all right? That was a nasty fall!