Judyann Elder credited as playing...
Teak
- Billy Stone: Teak! Don't let her flirt with anybody.
- Teak: Oh, Billy, you spoil all the fun.
- Billy Stone: Get home early.
- Jesse Larson: I'll do my best.
- Billy Stone: Do better than that.
- Jesse Larson: Please, God in Heaven, a big, white room. No men, no kids, no pets, not even a house plant.
- Teak: Oh, don't complain. He's adorable.
- Jesse Larson: And sexy and hip.
- Teak: And he's young.
- Jesse Larson: And he loves me. I really think he loves me. How did I get myself into this? All those years was just me and Jade to worry about, and now, I 've got a-a warden, and his kids, and his ex-wife...
- Teak: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. The sex is good, right?
- Jesse Larson: Oh, God. The sex is fantastic. But, it's constant. He never gets enough.
- Teak: Do me a favor, rent him out.
- Jesse Larson: At last.
- Teak: Hi, babe. So, how's your job?
- Jade Larson: My job sucks.
- Jesse Larson: Where have you been?
- Jade Larson: Uh, it was Art Day, today. I had to help Mrs. Simmons clean up.
- Jesse Larson: Well, when I called down there, they said you'd left early.
- Jade Larson: Well, they don't pay me, so they don't even look.
- Jesse Larson: Well, maybe you forgot that you promised you'd come right home and help make these deliveries. Billy's completely outta cookies. We've got a party tonight, and I -
- [notices Jade sharing a cookie with Otis]
- Jesse Larson: Honey, don't do that, you don't know where he's been.
- Jade Larson: Dogs are cleaner than humans. Mmm. These are good cookies, Mom. The best.
- Jesse Larson: Right. Don't take anymore. We need every one. Are you using that stuff on your face that the doctor gave you?
- Jade Larson: Ugh! Don't do that! I hate it when you examine me.
- Jesse Larson: Well, I pay all this money to a dermatologist, you could at least use the medicine.
- Jade Larson: Nag, nag, nag, nag.
- [walks out of kitchen]
- Jesse Larson: Jade, the dog! You know I don't like the dog in here when I'm baking! Okay, what do I do?
- Teak: Buy a gun.
- Jesse Larson: And who do I shoot first? Me or her?