Ben Kingsley credited as playing...
- Feste: Good madonna, why mournest thou?
- Olivia: Good fool, for my brother's death.
- Feste: I think his soul is in hell, madonna.
- Olivia: I know his soul is in heaven, fool.
- Feste: The more fool, madonna, to mourn for your brother's soul being in heaven.
- Cesario: Dost thou live by thy music, friend?
- Feste: No, sir, I live by the church.
- Cesario: Art thou a churchman?
- Feste: No such matter, sir: I do live by the church; for I do live at my house, and my house doth stand by the church.
- Orsino: There's for thy pains.
- Feste: No pains, sir: I take pleasure in singing, sir.
- Orsino: I'll pay thy pleasure then.
- Feste: Truly, sir, and pleasure will be paid, one time or another.
- Feste: And thus the whirligig of time brings in his revenges.
- Sebastian: I prithee, vent thy folly somewhere else: Thou know'st not me.
- Feste: Vent my folly! Tell me what I shall vent to my lady: shall I vent to her that thou art coming?
