Vincent D'Onofrio credited as playing...
Robert E. Howard
- Novalyne Price: Why don't you tell me about your character, Conan?
- Robert E. 'Bob' Howard: Conan? Conan is the damnedest bastard there ever was! He's got a long black mane of hair, and crystal blue eyes. He's a fighter, born on the battlefield! To him, combat's a way of life. It's all he's ever known, all he ever WANTS to know! But he's no soldier who was taught to fight. To him, fighting's an instinct... it's a part of him, like his legs, his arms, his chest, his bull neck! And believe me, he don't take it from nobody; he'll fight man, beast, devil or god! And when those women feel those tree trunk-firm arms around their waist... they melt like butter on a hot skillet!
- Robert E. 'Bob' Howard: To make life worth living a man or woman has to have a great love or a great cause... I have neither.
- Clyde Smith: You try to write like the guys in the magazines?
- Robert E. 'Bob' Howard: Hell no. Let 'em try and write like me!
- Novalyne Price: Well I haven't seen any giant snakes, or big buxom naked women frolicking through the Texas hills lately.
- Robert E. 'Bob' Howard: Oh but I have. You look more closely next time.
- Robert E. 'Bob' Howard: Maggots of corruption are all around you!
- Novalyne Price: Hospitals and schools.
- Robert E. 'Bob' Howard: What?
- Novalyne Price: Hospitals and schools, they heal they teach. You use 'em, but you don't give society credit for 'em?
- Robert E. 'Bob' Howard: Ah, we men made a hell of a mistake when we sent women to college, and gave you the vote.
- Novalyne Price: You just watch it.