Robert Bathurst credited as playing...
St John Weasel
- Mole: [pointing the gun at St John] You destroyed my home to build a dog meat factory.
- St John Weasel: [hands up] The area needs one. Our market research shows...
- Mole: You put my friends in a mincer!
- St John Weasel: Just a harmless joke!
- St John Weasel: You've only got one shot. Give me the gun... and we'll all be friends!
- Mole: Friends? Thought you said there was no such thing
- St John Weasel: Oh come on! That was just the intro to a song!
- St John Weasel: [as Badger comes across the walk bay throwingg the weasels off the side] Oh! Steady on! Listen N... n... no... n... Calm down! n... n... no
- Mole: [Badger has thrown three weasels off] I say! Badger!
- St John Weasel: [backing up with Badger walking towards him] I... I'm not really a weasel... I'm a rabbit
- [does rabbit teeth]
- St John Weasel: They forced me to work he and you saved me, oh thank you, thank you!
- Badger: Shut up! Keep moving!
- St John Weasel: [dangling with Mole, Rat, Badger and Toad above the mincer] Oh mummy weasel I'm going to get minced!
- Chief Weasel: Wait!
- [presses stop button]
- Chief Weasel: I've got a better recipe. Put 'em all in together.
- St John Weasel: [Rat's whiskers frazzle] Oolala tres haut cuisine!
- Chief Weasel: Shut Up!
- Chief Weasel: Listen, Mole. You tell your friends to stop meddling in Toad's affairs.
- St John Weasel: Yes. It's our meadow, and we're going to build a really big...
- Chief Weasel: [to St. John] Shut up!
- [to Mole]
- Chief Weasel: If Toad wants to sell his property to us, that's his business.
- St John Weasel: Right. And when he sells us Toad Hall, we'll call the shots round here.
- Chief Weasel: [sarcastically] Why don't you tell him all our plans?
- St John Weasel: [to Mole] Well, first we make Toad Hall a weasel only area, and then we ban picnics along the whole river bank.
- Chief Weasel: [angry] GARBAGE BRAIN!
- [Chief Weasel sends St. John flying with a punch]
- Chief Weasel: It's meant to be a secret!