Stephen Fry credited as playing...
The Judge
- The Judge: Before I pass sentence, will the jury care to find him guilty?
- Rat: Wait. One of those wabbits is a weasel.
- Chief Weasel: No I'm not. I'm a rabbit!
- The Judge: [to the jury] Is he a rabbit?
- Chief Weasel: [whispers] Say I'm a rabbit.
- [Rabbits all nod, say "Rabbit" and stroke their long ears]
- Rat: That weasel is never a wabbit!
- The Judge: Would the prosecution like add something?
- The Prosecution Counsel: No, Your Honour. But I would like to wag my finger at the accused a few times.
- The Judge: Go ahead.
- [Prosecution walks over importantly and tut-tuts Toad]
- The Judge: Very well, How do you find the accused?
- All Weasels: [all together shout] Guilty!
- The Judge: I'm asking the Jury! Yes...
- Chief Weasel: [whispering to the Jury] Say guilty!
- Rabbit Jury: Guilty