Antony Sher credited as playing...
Chief Weasel
- The Judge: Before I pass sentence, will the jury care to find him guilty?
- Rat: Wait. One of those wabbits is a weasel.
- Chief Weasel: No I'm not. I'm a rabbit!
- The Judge: [to the jury] Is he a rabbit?
- Chief Weasel: [whispers] Say I'm a rabbit.
- [Rabbits all nod, say "Rabbit" and stroke their long ears]
- Rat: That weasel is never a wabbit!
- Chief Weasel: [shouting at the drunk weasels] I'm blowing up this place in ten minutes whether or not you lot are out of it!
- The Judge: Very well, How do you find the accused?
- All Weasels: [all together shout] Guilty!
- The Judge: I'm asking the Jury! Yes...
- Chief Weasel: [whispering to the Jury] Say guilty!
- Rabbit Jury: Guilty
- Chief Weasel: Wait!
- [presses stop button]
- Chief Weasel: I've got a better recipe. Put 'em all in together.
- St John Weasel: [Rat's whiskers frazzle] Oolala tres haut cuisine!
- Chief Weasel: Shut Up!
- Chief Weasel: Listen, Mole. You tell your friends to stop meddling in Toad's affairs.
- St John Weasel: Yes. It's our meadow, and we're going to build a really big...
- Chief Weasel: [to St. John] Shut up!
- [to Mole]
- Chief Weasel: If Toad wants to sell his property to us, that's his business.
- St John Weasel: Right. And when he sells us Toad Hall, we'll call the shots round here.
- Chief Weasel: [sarcastically] Why don't you tell him all our plans?
- St John Weasel: [to Mole] Well, first we make Toad Hall a weasel only area, and then we ban picnics along the whole river bank.
- Chief Weasel: [angry] GARBAGE BRAIN!
- [Chief Weasel sends St. John flying with a punch]
- Chief Weasel: It's meant to be a secret!