Christopher Morris credited as playing...
Christopher Morris • Ted Maul • Austen Tassletine • Alabaster Codify • David Sanction • David Wavvin • 'Your Big West' Presenter • Adam Glape • Bernard Lerring • Capt. Clyde Jackson • Chuck Fadanoid • David Bovvinge • David Compression • David Enthusiap • David Jatt • David Qunt • David Quoosp • David Unesco • David Voffov • Dr. Rupert Fripp • Foster Pann • Greg Enrico • Insp. Lemuel Webb • JLb-8 • Mike Fox • Moss Staples • Patrick da Fronk • Paul Trox • Pedo-Files Presenter • Plaap Vlugnet • Purves Grundy • Romo Metaxxas • Sir Hugh Maharggs • Young Offender
- Christopher Morris: Your comments are in and they've been described as "tedious, boring and stultifyingly ill-informed." So thanks for that.
- Ted Maul: Kids burst shops by filling them with rice, and pouring in water: then standing back and laughing, while the bricks are ripped apart by the swelling food.
- Christopher Morris: You haven't got a clue have you? But you will do, if you watch for thirty minutes!
- Christopher Morris: Can you imagine the fear of knowing that there's a gay man on board? You'd be thinking, "My God. Will I wake up and find everybody dead?"
- Christopher Morris: [Crowd] By the End of the Day, all these people will have been set on Fire, or Bumraped.
- Christopher Morris: The most obvious explanation is that it's a ball of lightning bouncing off a strut. But try telling that to any of these bog-brained murphies. You'd have a better chance of getting a blow-job off the pope.
- Chris Morris: You are a piece of shit on my shoe. Lick yourself off. Lick yourself off my shoe... No, don't actually do it! Where's your self re-cocking-spect?
- Ted Maul: From the moon, Cowsick's a little dot. From the ground, it's a huge mess! Like Dante meets Bosch in a crack lounge!