Charlie Adler credited as playing...
Chicken • Cow • The Red Guy • I.R. Baboon • Tough Kid • Boneless Chicken • Boy • Captain • Bully #3 • Ham #2 • Twin • Beaver #3 • Clerk • Driver • Earl of Flem • Gingerbread Man • Gingerbread Woman • Girl • Man #1 • Old Baboon • Scab Fairy • Skinny Farmer • Yurpean Man
- Chicken: [trying to cheer up Cow] I know you hate being ugly, but someone has to make everbody else look good.
- [Chicken tries speaking Spanish]
- Red Guy: I don't know what you just said, but I don't like the way you said it!
- Chicken: Hey, Mom! I ate all the cereal! There's none left for me!
- Chicken's Clone: It wasn't me, it was me! I ate all the cereal!
- Chicken: Did not!
- Chicken's Clone: Did too!
- Chicken: Did not!
- Cow: Did too.
- Cow's Clone: Did too.
- Ma: Look, Dad! Our children is twins!
- Chicken: That's it? Stupid change machine! A put in two dimes, and a nickle, and it gives me one quarter! What a gyp!