Mike Judge credited as playing...
Hank Hill • Boomhauer • Stuart Dooley • Additional Voices • Ted Wasanasong • Octavio • Announcer • Boomhauer's Grandma • Mexican Teen • Monsignor Martinez • Policeman
- Hank: Soccer was invented by European Ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking...
- [repeated line, when Hank and his friends hang out]
- Hank: Yep.
- Dale Gribble: Yep.
- Bill Dauterive: Yep.
- Boomhauer: Mm-hmm.