Kelli Williams credited as playing...
Lindsay Dole
- Lindsay: Hail, hail freedom of the press. I think it's time to send a message to all the cockroaches.
- Lawrence O'Malley: You're going to heaven, and I will take you there.
- Lindsay: You know what? Why don't you go on ahead without me.
- Bobby: Lindsay, I've only had two dreams my whole life. One was to pitch for the Red Sox, the other was to meet and marry the greatest woman in the whole world... one for two isn't bad...
- [touching her cheek]
- Bobby: Now if I could just get you to take a little medication for your mood swings...
- Lindsay: [bending his finger backwards, grinning] Is that so?
- Bobby: Ow! Ow! Okay! Okay! Uncle!
- Lindsay: Don't 'here we go' me! If you 'here we go' me, one more time...
- Bobby: Listen to yourself.
- Lindsay: Oh, and I hate that one, too - "listen to yourself". "Here we go" and "listen to yourself". If you say those things, in our marriage, I will scream. Okay? Do you hear me? You know, it's good to know these things before we become husband and wife. This is very, very, healthy.
- Lindsay: You've made every decision without consulting me, and now you're telling me that I have to wear your dead mother's doily? Well, I'm not. I'm wearing the dress that I picked out. If I have to eat communion, you can swallow this.