Andy Comeau credited as playing...
Charlie
- Steve: Heads up! Stop a-head. Anybody need to use the head?
- Ernie: Steve...
- Steve: Oh, don't let it go to your head. Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're WAY ahead of me!
- Ernie: Steve! Enough!
- Steve: Hey, don't bite my head off, alright!
- Ernie: That's it. I'm sleeping outside, guys.
- Annette: Me, too.
- Charlie: Hey, Steve, GET A GRIP. Go to sleep.
- Steve: Or what? You'll have my head?
- [Laurie hides in the closet]
- Charlie: Laurie, you're not in the hallway. You're in the closet.
- Laurie: Don't you think I realize that? I'm not coming out!
- Charlie: Laurie.
- Laurie: I'm not!
- Charlie: You have to come out.
- Laurie: No.
- Charlie: The bodies are in there.
- [Laurie runs out screaming]
- Charlie: I was just kidding!
- Steve: Can we answer that? It might be Charlie!
- Ernie: It might be Charl...
- Tommy Spinelli: Put it on speakerphone.
- Steve: Hello?
- Charlie: Steve!
- Steve: [in unison with Ernie, sighs with relief] Oh, Charlie, thank God! Jesu-
- [he is cut off by Tommy]
- Tommy Spinelli: Listen to me, you a-hole! You got my heads an' I wan'em back! Y'understand?