Peter MacNicol credited as playing...
Dan
- Carrie: Danger!
- Dan: What?
- Robin: What?
- Carrie: Whit has a twin brother called Sly, he's the one that's been here the last two days.
- Dan: What?
- Robin: What "what"?
- Carrie: Sly and Whit got switched at the mall, and Dr. Kinder kept Whit in her secret lab to experiment on.
- Dan: Oh my God!
- Robin: What?
- Dan: She says Elana's got a secret lab, I don't believe this, Whit and Sly got switched at the mall!
- Robin: What? Who's Sly?
- Carrie: She's getting rid of the lab, and moving the babies to Liechtenstein.
- Dan: Liechtenstein? Oh my God!
- Lenny: Diaper Rodeo! Diaper Rodeo! Diaper Rodeo!
- Margo: Okay! On your mark! Get Ready! Get Set! Go!
- Robin: [Robin and Dan are competing to see who can change a diaper faster. Robin is talking to Carrie] Hold still sweetie, just hold still!
- Sly: [laughing] Oh no! There goes old faithful!
- Dan: Ahhh, sprang a leak!
- Robin: [finishes] TIME!
- Dan: Oh no! i had a leak here, i also had an injury, a rotator cup injury-rotator cup!
- Dan: Hello, 911? Yes, this is an emergency.
- 911 Lady: And what's the nature of this emergency?
- Dan: There's been a kidnapping.
- 911 Lady: Yes, sir, and who's been kidnapped?
- Dan: My son.
- 911 Lady: How old is he? And do you know who kidnapped him?
- Dan: Yes, he's almost 2, and his great aunt did it yesterday morning at the mall.
- 911 Lady: His great aunt kidnapped him at the mall yesterday morning?
- Dan: That's right.
- 911 Lady: And you're just reporting it?
- Dan: She switched him with his twin brother. We didn't know.
- 911 Lady: She switched him with his twin brother? How do you know this?
- Dan: My daughter told me.
- 911 Lady: And how old is your daughter?
- Dan: 18 months. Look, I know this sound strange...
- 911 Lady: Oh no, sir. I get this type of call all the time. Now let me get this straight. Your 18 month old daughter told you that her great aunt, kidnapped your son by trading him for his twin at the mall? Is that about it?
- Dan: Listen, lady! This woman is moving all the babies to a secret lab in Liechtenstein!
- 911 Lady: Secret lab in Liechtenstein? Well, that is serious. Give me your name, sir, and I'll get you all the help you need.