Myles Fitzgerald: Sly • Whit

Baby Geniuses

Sly • Whit

Sly: Have you said "Dada" yet? They'll love that.
Carrie: Nah, that's stupid!
Sly: Say it... he'll go nuts! Then he'll call Mom, and they'll both go nuts.
Carrie: I've decided the first words I want to say will be The Gettysburg Address.

Sly: Uh oh! I think we've got company!
[opens door where Dickie had been spying on the babies. Dickie falls onto the floor and sly walks up to him and grabs him hard by the nose]
Sly: Come on ice dork! A mind's a terrible thing to waste.
[other babies laugh at this]
Sly: OK troops, lets move it!
[Sly leads the other babies down the hall while still holding onto Dickie's nose - causing Dickie to move down the hall on his hands and knees alongside sly]
Dickie: Ow! Ow! Ow! Owww!

Sly: All right guys... should i tell her what i think? I think that if you're going to talk so much out of your ass, maybe you should wear a bow-tie on your butt!
Basil: A Bow-Tie on her butt? That's disgusting Sylvester!
Teddie: Your syntax is interesting
Basil: Its because he watches television all the time. Nice language Sylvester.
Sly: Nice face Basil. Ewwwww!
Teddie: Bow-Tie on her butt? I still don't get it. You wear diapers on your butt, not bow-ties.

Sly: [notices the 2 goons pretending to be from the power company that Dickie just let into the house] Its Elena's goons, they're after me. Quick into the bedroom. Hurry up.
Carrie: What's a goon?

Goon Bob: [notices Dickie's tattoo] So how long have you been into self-mutilation?
Dickie: Huh?
Goon Bob: Well everyone needs a hobby, listen why don't you go downstairs abd get my partner. Tell him I need a hand,
Dickie: All right! Just keep an eye on the babies though!
Sly: [overhears this and thinks] Brilliant, Dickie! Why don't you just stuff me in his suitcase for him?

Lenny: Diaper Rodeo! Diaper Rodeo! Diaper Rodeo!
Margo: Okay! On your mark! Get Ready! Get Set! Go!
Robin: [Robin and Dan are competing to see who can change a diaper faster. Robin is talking to Carrie] Hold still sweetie, just hold still!
Sly: [laughing] Oh no! There goes old faithful!
Dan: Ahhh, sprang a leak!
Robin: [finishes] TIME!
Dan: Oh no! i had a leak here, i also had an injury, a rotator cup injury-rotator cup!

Sly: [Sly has a plan to escape from babyco but it involves hiding in a moving cart of dirty diapers. He is about to jump into the cart when he sighs and says] Well, give me liberty or give me death!
[Sly holds his nose and jumps into the cart of diapers and gags]
Sly: I should've chosen death! Ugh!