Pat Hingle credited as playing...
Commissioner Gordon
- Commissioner Gordon: Batman, a new villain has commandeered the Gotham Museum. He's frozen the antiquities wing. He's turned the security guards into blocks of ice. He's calling himself Mr. Freeze.
- [Poison Ivy is disguised as Pamela Isley. She addresses Gordon with her back to him]
- Poison Ivy: [Over] ... Comissioner Gordon.
- Commissioner James Gordon: [He acknowledges her] Yes?
- Poison Ivy: [She faces him in turn, seductively] I've always wondered... where does that big, old Bat-light come from?
- [She blows a cloud of love-dust in his face from an ivy-leaf compact; Gordon is suddenly enamoured by her]
- Commissioner James Gordon: [Struggling to keep his composure] Why... it's... right on top of police headquarters!
- Poison Ivy: [Ivy beams seductively as she leads Gordon away like a puppy dog] I'd just *love* to see it! But you probably don't have access...
- Commissioner James Gordon: [Gordon falls for her trap] Why, dear lady...
- Commissioner James Gordon: *I*... am the comissioner of the police, I have the keys...
- [he takes them out from his jacket]
- Commissioner James Gordon: right here in my pocket. Would you like to see it?
- [Ivy towers over Gordon. Slowly she opens the case once more and languidly blows another cloud into the police chief's face; fully entrancing him into a love-drunk stupor]
- Commissioner James Gordon: [weakly as Ivy claims the keys from his hand] Who *are* you, dear lady...?
- [Her goal earned, Ivy prepares to administer the coup de grace. She leans in for a kiss]
- Poison Ivy: [Stopping short] On second thought, you're *way* too old for me!
- Commissioner James Gordon: [watching vainly as Ivy dashes off, leaving him alone] No, I'm not... Please... come back...