Pamela Reed credited as playing...
Alison Langley
- Kevin Langley: [return a short while with their mother, with Bean absent] Hi, Dad.
- Jennifer Langley: Hi, Dad.
- Alison Langley: [Bean appears] Hello, doctor.
- Kevin Langley: Bye, dad.
- Jennifer Langley: Bye, dad.
- [both leave, leaving David full of distress]
- [the Langleys have a conference about Bean's arrival]
- Jennifer Langley: [in sarcastic tone] You're kidding.
- David Langley: Come on, it's gonna be great! Let's say there's a chart of the most intelligent people you've ever met in your lives. Well, at number one with the bullet is Doctor Bean.
- [family sighs]
- Kevin Langley: Kevin, you know how sometimes you ask me questions that I can't answer.
- Kevin Langley: Like "What is an intrauterine device"?
- David Langley: I think more like "What's the meaning of life?"
- Kevin Langley: I never asked you that.
- David Langley: That's fine. It doesn't matter! What I'm saying here is that Doctor Bean is a very remarkable man.
- David Langley: [to Jennifer] Hey, for all you know, he could be very cute.
- [cuts to Bean standing in London raising his eyebrows at the camera]
- David Langley: [cuts back to Jennifer]
- Jennifer Langley: Come on, the guy's gonna be a creep. All Englishmen are ugly. I just look at Prince Charles and weep.
- David Langley: Okay, so he's gonna look like Meat Loaf's butt.
- Jennifer Langley: Yeah, and that's if we get lucky.
- [Jennifer prepares to leave the room]
- David Langley: Jennifer, no one is asking you to marry him!
- Jennifer Langley: I don't know why we have these family conferences if Dad's already made up his mind.
- Alison Langley: Perceptive child.
- Kevin Langley: Hey, what's wrong with Meat Loaf's butt?
- David Langley: [stands up and shouts loudly across the room] Oh, come on, everybody! It's gonna be great! Doctor Bean is a genius at the very highest order!