Julie Delpy credited as playing...
Serafine Pigot
- Serafine: [Chris enters the cellar and discovers that she is locked in a cage] What are you doing here?
- Chris: You're asking me?
- Serafine: Please stay away. Go now.
- Chris: Don't you want to get out of here?
- Serafine: Just leave me alone, please.
- Chris: Oh, is this some kind of kinky game or something, cause...
- Serafine: Where are your friends?
- Chris: They're at Claude's party waiting for you.
- Serafine: Party?
- Chris: Yeah, you know, that--that lunar thing.
- [Hands her the invitation]
- Serafine: [alarmed] Oh my god, they're in great danger. Get the key, over there.
- Chris: [gets the key to unlock her] Wait, what kind of danger?
- Serafine: Just leave it to me. Ok?
- Chris: No way. If there's a problem I'm coming with you.
- Serafine: [opens the cage] It's much too dangerous, believe me.
- Chris: Ok, now, hold on a second, hot pants, there's no way that I'm going to-h
- [she punches him knocking him unconscious]
- Serafine: I want you to blow a big bubble for me.
- Andy McDermott: What?
- Serafine: Well... It's a custom in France. The bigger the bubble, the more a boy likes a girl.
- Andy McDermott: Whats her name again?
- Brad: Serafine pie-got
- Chris: Serafine...
- Andy McDermott: Serafine Pigot, it's a beautiful name.
- Chris: [Andy is standing near the entrance] Are you getting cold feet?
- Andy McDermott: Just a bit nervous, I don't want to say the wrong thing.
- [rings doorbell;noone answers]
- Chris: [looks through window; excitingly to Andy] your on prince!
- Serafine: [speaking french] whos there?
- Andy McDermott: [stammers] Serafine-uh Hi-uh its the guy who uh - ive got your shoe
- [serafine answers the door]
- Andy McDermott: Hi I'm Andy we met on the tower, this is Chris and Brad and uh listen this uh I thought you would want this because uhh it's not my size.
- [gives her shoe]
- Serafine: Your very kind now go please, you must not stay here.
- Chris: Charming
- Brad: And sophisticated. forget about it, lets go Andy.
- Andy McDermott: Wait, did you see what I saw?
- Brad: What?
- Andy McDermott: She had blood on her hand, she's trying it again!
- Brad: [to Chris] Just so were on the same page, who's crazier here?
- Serafine: Please go, or there will be trouble.
- Andy McDermott: Uh-no wait wait, what did you do to your hand? Do you have blood on your hand? Your bleeding.
- Serafine: Uh no, uh-uh its just paint, I'm redecorating the cellar.
- Andy McDermott: [relieved] oh, I thought uh...
- Serafine: Please go, now.
- Andy McDermott: Listen, wait, hold it, we can help, we can have that done in no time, right guys?
- Serafine: No thanks, thank you.
- Andy McDermott: I-please look, I just wanna talk.
- Serafine: I don't think it's a good idea.
- Andy McDermott: Please just once if you let me in, i-will never bother you again.
- Serafine: Ok tomorrow 4:00, in front of the Concert Hall.
- Andy McDermott: You mean it?
- Serafine: I promise, now go please.
- Brad: Excellent
- Andy McDermott: I did it.
- Chris: You mean you almost blew it, take some advice from the experts-you gots to play it cool, Daddy-O.
- Andy McDermott: [Andy is having coffee with Serafine] So do your parents mind us, uh-- meeting?
- Serafine: My parents are dead
- [Andy chokes on his coffee and starts coughing]
- Serafine: are you ok? Want some water?
- Andy McDermott: No I'm fine. I do like coffee.
- [wipes himself with a napkin Serafine notices writing on it to which Andy thinking there is something on him looks down and notices nothing]
- Serafine: Most guys who ask me on a date are usually trying to get me into bed.
- Andy McDermott: Well, that must be very terrible for a girl when that happens.
- Serafine: Why should I think you're any different? Isn't that why you brought your friends along? To witness you score?
- [Andy drops his coffee cup in shock and surprise]
- Andy McDermott: No, that's not it at all.
- [Pulls out napkin from his shirt pockets, condoms accidentally come out as well; embarrassingly]
- Andy McDermott: Chewing gum. It's, um-- uh-- the rage in the states. Take chewing gum to make it look like condoms, it's like a practical joke
- [Serafine trys to chew a condom but Andy suddenly takes it from her and chews it]
- Andy McDermott: Nice and chewy.
- Serafine: I want you to blow a big bubble for me.
- Andy McDermott: [shocked] What?
- Serafine: Well, it's-- it's a custom in France the bigger the bubble the more a boy likes a girl.
- Andy McDermott: [blows a condom bubble and it suddenly goes flying around and lands in a nearby cup of coffee] Wow what a rip-off. My friends told me it was chewing gum. I thought...
- Serafine: I think it's best if I go.
- Andy McDermott: Oh no, no, no, please don't go. I'm just so nervous. And the more I like a girl, the more nervous I get. and if you go now and something happens to you that I blame myself for the rest of my life because I'd blow my chance to help.
- [she sits back down]
- Andy McDermott: the moment I saw you on the tower, I was so moved by your sadness. I swore to myself I would try to help whatever it takes. No one as beautiful and sensitive as you can possibly deserve to be so sad.
- [She takes his hat off and feels his head]
- Andy McDermott: Oh, god, i hate myself. I'm not the kind of guy you think I am.
- Serafine: If i go, it's nothing to do with you. No one can help me. And anyone who tries is...
- Andy McDermott: I hope you're not sorry that I saved your life?
- Serafine: It was the sweetest most courageous and selfless thing anyone's ever done for me.
- Andy McDermott: [Serafine has just heated up a guy at a cafe; Andy is running after her to keep up with her on her bike] Hey you were something else in there.
- Serafine: I'm sorry. I got carried away
- Andy McDermott: Oh no, that guy had it coming to him. Uh-- hey, how did you do that? He like-- that guy-- he weighed I don't know. Uh-- do you-- do you work out? Do you want me to leave
- [Serafine doesn't respond]
- Andy McDermott: I guess that means yes.
- [Andy starts to walk away]
- Serafine: Wait, stop.
- [Notices Andy's bloody nose; tries to kiss her]
- Serafine: I have to go now. You mustn't get involved.
- Andy McDermott: Wait. When do I get to see you again?
- Serafine: I don't think we should, Andy it's only because I care about you.
- Andy McDermott: You have a funny way of showing it.
- Andy McDermott: [Serafine is trying to defibrillate her stepfather] Serafine?
- Serafine: Help...
- Andy McDermott: [notices what Thierrys vitals are flatlined] Serafine?
- Serafine: [crying] The cure-- if he dies, we have no hope.
- Andy McDermott: Serafine-- its-- he's gone. Let it go.
- Serafine: No.
- Andy McDermott: Yes.
- Serafine: They killed him. The bastards. We're doomed now.
- Andy McDermott: Well, let me have a shot at it.
- Serafine: But they ruined the lab--so many years of hard work.
- Andy McDermott: Did your stepfather leave any notes?
- Serafine: [motions him to a chart] There.
- Andy McDermott: What does that represent?
- Serafine: A werewolf's biorhythm and how it's governed by the cycles of the moon. Thierry tried to keep me below the transformation threshold by injecting me with a depressant.
- Andy McDermott: And it had a reverse effect.
- Serafine: Yeah.
- Andy McDermott: All right, just so I'm totally clear here, with this drug, you can induce a transformation at any time of the month?
- Serafine: Oh my god, the samples, he left them in the cupboard over there.
- [Andy opens the cupboard and notices that all the samples are gone]
- Serafine: Mon dieu.
- Andy McDermott: [notices an invitation to a July 4th party only for americans] Oh, brother.
- Serafine: [Andy is looking at her] What?
- Andy McDermott: Did you know?
- Serafine: What is it?
- Andy McDermott: Did you know what he plans to do?
- Serafine: [sighs] Yes, I did.
- Andy McDermott: And you did nothing to stop it.
- Serafine: Andy, I...
- Andy McDermott: How in gods name could you just stand by and...
- Serafine: For gods sakes, stop it. We may have a cure.
- [shows Andy her stepfather who is in a coma]
- Serafine: Thierry, my stepfather.
- Andy McDermott: [notices his legs are missing] Claude?
- Serafine: No.
- Andy McDermott: [realizes] You?
- Serafine: And my mother, too. For time I managed not to harm anyone. Even the hearts my mother smuggled from the hospital we're from the dead. Two months ago, he was sure he had discovered a serum to suppress my lycanthropic cycle, only it had the reverse effect, I immediately transformed. My mother heard the noise from upstairs. And Thierry tried to escape through the underground. When I came to, I saw i had butchered my own parents. Now do you see why I was trying to kill myself?
- Andy McDermott: It's not your fault
- [hugs her; she notices a cut on Andy's shoulder and cleans it for him]
- Andy McDermott: don't worry about me, it's Chris who has problems. We got to get him out of there.
- Serafine: [cleaning Andy's cut on his shoulder] Claude is a bastard.
- Andy McDermott: [Andy has accidentally shot Serafine as a werewolf] Serafine, oh my god. Oh
- [covers her with his jacket]
- Andy McDermott: just hang in there, okay? I'm going to get you out of here.
- Serafine: Oh, Andy, I won't make it.
- Andy McDermott: Huh? Don't quit on me now.
- Serafine: [pulls switchblade from Andy's pants] Stop the pain, please?
- Andy McDermott: I can't.
- Serafine: Eat my heart, Andy. Let yourself go.
- Andy McDermott: Serafine, I'd rather kill myself.
- Serafine: For both of us then. It hurts so much. Please? Please?
- [Andy reluctantly raises the knife to kill her]
- Serafine: We'll be free.
- [Cops appear and demand Andy to surrender]
- Serafine: Hurry while you still can. Please? I love you. Please.
- Andy McDermott: No, I can't. Listen, let them help you. Everything will be ok, I promise
- [Andy runs off]
- Andy McDermott: I got to get Claude, he's the last one.
- Andy McDermott: [Andy has met Serafines mother but Serafine blocks him from seeing her] Hey, um-- Mrs. Pigot, um-- I know this looks really kind of-- How do you do? Uh-- I can explain. It's really not her fault. Uh-- Serafine, could-- could you introduce us?
- Serafine's Mom (Alex Price-Pigot): You wouldn't want to meet me. I'm not as attractive as I used to be.
- Andy McDermott: Oh, come on. I bet you two pass for sisters.
- [Realizing]
- Andy McDermott: Wait a minute. Hold it. Didn't you say your mother was dead?
- [Sees Serafines mother reflection in the mirror and sees that she is a corpse]
- Andy McDermott: Oh, my God.
- [Serafines mother screams and disappears]
- Serafine Pigot: You scared her away.
- Andy McDermott: I scared her? Ha.
- [Puts his socks on]
- Andy McDermott: That's it. My friends were right. You're nuts. Nurses with walking corpses, stealing hearts, and monsters and werewolves in the basement, and the whole thing with the thing and the thing.
- Serafine Pigot: Andy, let me explain, please?
- Andy McDermott: No, no, no, you already did. Look I don't know what you dosed me with, but I will not be the lab rabbit for some psychotic experiment
- [tries to open door but it's locked]
- Andy McDermott: All right. Look-- all right, just stay away from me. Ok? Let me out of here?
- Serafine Pigot: You must drink this. Its-- it's the only thing that will help you.
- Andy McDermott: Yeah, not freaking likely.
- Serafine's Mom (Alex Price-Pigot): [appears from behind him] You should do as she says.
- [Andy screams and runs out the window]
- Chris: [Chris and Brad are helping Andy get ready for his date] First thing we're going to do is work on your outfit. Now, okay-- remember 80% of all these French girls really go for that macho type
- [gives Andy his jacket and Brad's hat]
- Brad: Oh, throwing it up on the playboy-- excellent.
- Chris: All right. Don't show any insecurities that's the worst.
- [Chris lends Andy his sunglasses]
- Chris: and uh...
- Brad: [Serafine is approaching] Split. She's coming. She's coming.
- Chris: [stuffs condoms in Andy's shirt pocket] Here, be prepared.
- Andy McDermott: [embarrassed] Oh, wait. Come on. Chris, it's our first date
- [takes condoms back out to hand them back]
- Chris: [goes off to the side with Brad while looking at a map] What are you a nun? Be cool. And, um-- show attitude.
- Andy McDermott: [leans on street lamp] Serafine?
- Serafine Pigot: Hi
- Andy McDermott: Hi
- Serafine Pigot: I didn't recognize you.
- Andy McDermott: [referring to his sunglasses] vOh, yeah. Uh-- well, it's bright.
- Serafine Pigot: What would you like to do?
- Andy McDermott: I don't know. Is there a.. cafe?
- Serafine Pigot: [chuckles] We're in Paris
- Serafine: [Serafine leads Andy to a entrance that leads to a drain pipe to save him] Through there, hurry.
- Andy McDermott: Why? Where are we going?
- [He kisses her; she starts transforming, she grabs the back of his shirt]
- Andy McDermott: Whoa.
- Serafine: [repressing her transformation] You must go before it's too late.
- Andy McDermott: What? Now? We just got started.
- [She shoves him through the hole to get him going]
- Andy McDermott: I'll never understand women.
- Serafine: [barely holding back from transforming] Run. Your life is in danger.
- Andy McDermott: Really? Why? Is Claude your boyfriend?
- Serafine: [in pain she puts her hand on her face] Ugh. Please go. Go. Go.
- [She suddenly looks at him her face starting to transform her voice sounding demonic]
- Serafine: Dammit run!
- Andy McDermott: Serafine, what's wrong?
- [She throws a brick at him to get him to move along; he avoids getting hit]
- Andy McDermott: What are you doing?
- Serafine: Run. Run for your life Andy. Run.
- [She throws another brick at him he manages to avoid getting hit again and finally moved along]