William H. Macy credited as playing...
Little Bill
- Kurt Longjohn: Little Bill.
- Little Bill: Hey. Kurt. What's up?
- Kurt Longjohn: What's wrong with you?
- Little Bill: Ah... my fuckin' wife, man, she's over there... she's got some idiot's dick in her, people standing around watching - it's a fuckin' embarassment.
- Kurt Longjohn: Yeah. Yeah. I know. Anyway, listen...
- Little Bill: Yeah?
- Kurt Longjohn: For the shoot - I wanna talk about the look. I wanted to see about getting this new zoom lens...
- Little Bill: Right.
- Kurt Longjohn: I wondered if we'd be able to look into getting some more lights, too, y'know...
- Little Bill: Jack wants a minimal thing...
- Kurt Longjohn: Right, well, very often, minimal means a lot more photographically than I think, well... than I think most people understand...
- Little Bill: I understand.
- Kurt Longjohn: No, no. Hey. I know you understand, I was talking about some other people.
- Little Bill: Well, I think what Jack is talking about is minimal, not really "natural", but minimal...
- Kurt Longjohn: Okay... fine... I was just saying...
- Little Bill: I understand...
- Kurt Longjohn: 'Cause I'm trying to give each picture it's own look...
- Little Bill: Can we talk about this later?
- Kurt Longjohn: Oh, yeah... you have to go somewhere... or...?
- Little Bill: Well, no, yeah... I mean...
- Kurt Longjohn: 'Cause I was hoping to, y'know, for the shoot tomorrow, we could send Rocky down and he could pick it up...
- Little Bill: Kurt.
- Kurt Longjohn: No. Hey. Gotcha. You've gotta go somewhere so - hey - what the fuck? It's only the fucking photography of the movie we're talking about.
- Little Bill: My fucking wife has an ass in her cock over in the driveway, alright? I'm sorry if my thoughts aren't with the photography of the film we're shooting tomorrow, Kurt, OK?
- Kurt Longjohn: OK. No big deal. Sorry.
- [Little Bill discovers his wife having sex surrounded by a throng of spectators]
- Little Bill: What the fuck are you doing?
- Little Bill's wife: Go away, Bill, you're embarrassing me.
- [Little Bill walks in on his wife having sex with someone]
- Little Bill: What the fuck are you doing?
- Little Bill's wife: What the fuck does it look like I'm doing?
- Little Bill: [while shooting a scene, Dirk ejaculated inside Amber] We missed the cum shot. He came inside her. Maybe we could go to stock footage, or...
- Jack Horner: Are you crazy? It won't match!
- Dirk: Jack? I can do it again if you need a closeup.
- Little Bill: The set up is - okay, here we go. One, Amber talking to Becky. They make a telephone call to the agents to send over some actors. Two. Enter Reed to audition for Amber. They go at it, Becky watches. Three. Becky goes to the bathroom to jack off, she gets interrupted by Amber, they go at it. Four. Who's Dirk - Dirk Diggler?
- Jack Horner: Yeah, that's that new good-lookin' kid - Eddie at the club.
- Little Bill: Good name. Anyway, enter Dirk, he meets Becky, they go at it.
- Jack Horner: No, change that, will you. I want Eddie to be auditioning for Amber.
- Little Bill: Got it.
- Dirk: Is everything cool?
- Little Bill: It's going great. We just got to change the angle.
- Dirk: Does it - look sexy?
- Little Bill: Oh, it's great!
- Amber Waves: You're doing so good Dirk.
- Dirk: Does it feel good?