Max Piersig credited as playing...
Simon
- Jake: [Jake drives up in his car] Beep Beep. You going home?
- [he lights a cigarette]
- Kyle: Dickhead friend ripped us off. Tell him to give us our booze back.
- Jake: Simon, give these children their alcoholic beverages back.
- Simon: Catch, boys.
- [Simon throws the beer over the car, it hits the ground and shatters]
- Jake: I did my part. Listen, tell daddy I'm not gonna be home for dinner, because uh, he's on the rag. Okay?
- Kyle: Yeah, well, I'm not going home either.
- Jake: Whatever. That's a good idea.
- [Jake puts his fist out for Kyle to fist-bump him, to which Kyle responds, Jake then gives Kyle a thumbs up and gun fire sign, blowing into his top finger as if it were smoke]
- Jake: Let's motor.
- Kyle: Simon, over here!
- Eric: Kyle, what's he-?
- Kyle: Simon, you got it right?
- [referring to the beer]
- Simon: Yes, thank you.
- Eric: Oh, big surprise. He's taking it from...
- Kyle: Oh, c'mon don't be an asshole, just give us our booze!
- Simon: [scoffs] What are you gonna do about it, huh? You gonna fight me for it, huh? You wanna come and get it, I'll give it to you, huh? Come and get it!
- [Simon pushes Kyle]
- Simon: C'mon!
- [to Brad]
- Simon: What about you? What are you gonna do about it?
- Brad: [Mutters to Kyle and Eric] Let's go.