Ángela Molina credited as playing...
Clara
- Víctor Plaza: How was I?
- Clara: I didn't even notice.
- Víctor Plaza: I don't have much experience. Why don't you teach me?
- Clara: You can't teach that.
- Víctor Plaza: You can teach anything. And I learn fast. Real fast. I want to become the best lover in the world. Tell me things you like to do. What you think about when you masturbate. I"ve got time to learn.
- Clara: You treated me like a hole.
- Víctor Plaza: What a putdown!
- Clara: First of all, don't dive at my pussy so fast.
- Víctor Plaza: I mustn't dive at it.
- Clara: Not to eat it.
- Víctor Plaza: Not to eat it.
- Clara: Or stick it in.
- Víctor Plaza: Or stick it in.
- Clara: You have to prepare it first. It'll tell you when it's ready.
- Víctor Plaza: How will it tell me?
- Clara: You'll notice. That's the first lesson. Making love involves two people.
- Clara: The greatest pleasure for a woman in love is pleasing her man.
- Víctor Plaza: Don't fall in love with me.
- Clara: You should have warned me before.
- Clara: I left my car at one of the cemetery gates. If you help me find it, I'll give you a lift.
- Víctor Plaza: It's a deal.
- Clara: I've got absolutely no sense of direction. I'd get lost in my own backyard.
- Víctor Plaza: Can you remember the model and color?
- Clara: Come on, I'm not that loopy!