Brendan Fraser credited as playing...
George
- Max: Let's take care of him.
- George: Huh?
- [Max and Thor pick George up and ram head into cage]
- Ape: Why didn't you come sooner?
- George: Why Ape have little stars around head?
- [Max and Thor pull George out, tickles him, and rams head back in]
- Ape: George, remember everything I told you about Queensbury rules and fighting fair?
- George: Uh-huh.
- Ape: Well, now's a good time to forget it.
- Ursula Stanhope: And you can watch TV, and eat, and relax, and I'll be back as soon as I can. Just stay here.
- Narrator: Stay here? George is king of the jungle. No four walls built by modern man can contain him
- George: Not true. George have every intention of doing exactly what Ursula say.
- Narrator: Really? Is that so?
- George: For a while.
- [grins]
- George: Dog eat dog? Dog eat dog here?
- Ursula Stanhope: No, that's not what I meant.
- George: George never bringing Shep here. Uh uh. Never.
- Narrator: Well, Ursula's fiancè is in prison, and there's a jungle man sleeping on her balcony. She could use a best friend right now.
- Betsy: Hi.
- Ursula Stanhope: Hi.
- Betsy: I got here as fast as I could. Where is he?
- Ursula Stanhope: Oh, he's in the waterf... he's in the shower.
- Betsy: Not anymore.
- Ursula Stanhope: Oh! George.
- [sees him naked]
- George: Bad waterfall. First water get hot, then George slip on this strange yellow rock.
- [sees Betsy]
- George: Oh. Hi, George of Jungle.
- Betsy: Charmed, I'm sure.
- Ursula Stanhope: George, hold this big book.
- [he holds book covering his front part]
- Ursula Stanhope: Cover the booty.
- [puts bowl on behind]
- Ursula Stanhope: Let's get you some clothes. Sorry, Betsy.
- George: Bye.
- Betsy: No problem.
- [to herself]
- Betsy: Now I can see why they made him king of the jungle.
- Narrator: The ape named ape was caged in a cage, hoping to hear the jungle king's awesome...
- [jungle call]
- Narrator: Hey, I'm pretty good at that. And wondering if he would ever come. But the motion-sick mammal needn't have moaned, for that defender of the innocent, protector of the weak, and all around good guy George of the Jungle was closer than he knew.
- [noises come from crate and it opens with George in it]
- George: Next time George get bigger box.
- [Ursula screams at the sight of Ape]
- George: No, no! It's all right! Ape friend! Ape make your breakfast!
- Ursula Stanhope: [panicky] What does it want? What does it want?
- Ape: "It" wants "its" Physician's Desk Reference, if you don't mind. Unless you'd rather die of dengue fever, of course.
- Ursula Stanhope: [laughing hysterically] That is very funny!
- Ape: [sarcastic] Ha, ha, ha...
- Ursula Stanhope: I thought I heard the monkey talk!
- George: That close one, huh?
- [grins]
- Ursula Stanhope: Watch out for that tree!
- [George looks up and Ursula's head hits branch, knocking her out]
- George: Oops.
- Ursula Stanhope: So I'll tell my dad first thing in the morning.
- Betsy: Make that second thing. First thing, I suggest you buy jungle man some clothes.
- [George is wearing a dress]
- George: Nice butt flap.
- George: So you no want Ursula to love George?
- Beatrice Stanhope: I'd rather have my tongue nailed to this table every morning at breakfast.
- George: That hurt.
- Beatrice Stanhope: Not as much as you will if you do anything to screw up my daughter's marriage to Lyle van de Groot.
- George: [on Ursula's apartment balcony] This very high treehouse.
- Ursula Stanhope: Mmm-hmm.
- George: Good place to call friends from, sound carry.
- Ursula Stanhope: Oh, no...
- [George lets out jungle call]
- Ursula Stanhope: ...the neighbors.
- Lyle: White ape. Sounds like a drink
- [mockingly]
- Lyle: Yes, bartender, I'll have two black russians and a white ape.
- Narrator: A drink the venal Van de Groot would be begging to imbibe, if he only knew how close the white ape was at that very moment. Flying through the foliage, surveying the scenery, and swinging on through the trees with effortless ease.
- George: [hits tree] Ow!