Jodi Benson credited as playing...
Weebo
- Phillip Brainard: Weebo - - I've just solved all our problems!
- Weebo: [showing an image of Dumbo on her display screen] I'm all ears.
- Weebo: [after Philip saw Sara at the basketball game, having lost her to Wilson] Professor, why the long face?
- Professor Philip Brainard: [Takes out a water bottle from the fridge] I think you know why.
- Weebo: Maybe... . a Sara issue?
- Professor Philip Brainard: Wish I understood human beings. Wish I understood women. Wish I understood emotions and passions. Wish I understood any of that. If I did, I wouldn't have had to spend my entire life in a laboratory trying to figure out how the world works. I would've been out in the world trying to figure out why it works.
- [unbeknownst to him, Weebo starts recording what he says]
- Professor Philip Brainard: I know I love her, Weebo. Every neuron in my limbic system is saturated with phenylethylamine. That triggers euphoria, elation, exhilaration. Truth is, Weebo, I'm not absent-minded because I'm selfish, crazy or, or inconsiderate. I'm absent-minded because I'm in love with Sara.
- Weebo: Oh, Professor.
- Professor Philip Brainard: That doesn't matter anymore, cause I don't get any more chances with her.
- Weebo: Oh, that's not true. There's always another chance. I mean, you never know, right?
- Professor Philip Brainard: [Puts water bottle back in the fridge] Probably just as well that it's over. She has to move on. I'm not right for her. But you knew that, didn't you, Weebo? You never wanted me to marry her. Well, you're right. I'm not right for her. You're the one for me, Weebo. Just the 2 of us. And Flubber makes 3.
- Weebo: Maybe you should just go without me.
- Professor Philip 'Phil' Brainard: Why?
- Weebo: Because I get car sick.
- Professor Philip 'Phil' Brainard: Oh, come on. You're not gonna blow chips.
- Weebo: No!
- Professor Philip 'Phil' Brainard: You don't have a stomach.
- Weebo: I have a queasy gyro.
- [Flubber returns home after causing chaos throughout the neighborhood and is intercepted by Brainard holding a baseball glove]
- Phillip Brainard: WHOA! Weebo! I got it!
- Weebo: Great. Now what are you gonna do with it?
- Phillip Brainard: It has incredible inertia!
- Weebo: Mm, maybe it's just glad to see you.
- Phillip Brainard: Weebo?
- Weebo: Yes?
- Phillip Brainard: Do you know what this is?
- Weebo: Flying... rubber?
- Phillip Brainard: Yes! That's what it is! Flying rubber.
- [holds his glove out for Weebo to see Flubber]
- Phillip Brainard: IT'S FLUBBER!
- [Flubber, in the glove, proceeds to smack Brainard off his feet and onto the ground]