Ted Levine credited as playing...
Wesson
- [Smith and Wesson hold ice packs on their heads; Hoenicker approaches]
- Chester Hoenicker: All right. One more time, what happened?
- Wesson: He took a golf ball, he rubbed this cream on it, and then the golf ball took off and...
- [clicks his tongue]
- Wesson: ...popped Smith in the head.
- Smith: Several times.
- Chester Hoenicker: Mm-hmm.
- Wesson: I got hit with a bowling ball.
- Smith: Repeatedly.
- Chester Hoenicker: Were you drinking?
- Wesson: No.
- Smith: Two beers at dinner. Wesson had a white wine.
- Wesson: With dinner.
- Chester Hoenicker: Right.
- Wesson: It's this stuff he's got, sir. It's... I don't know what it is, I don't know where it comes from, but...
- [Smith and Wesson both sigh and remove the ice packs, revealing their bruised and swollen lumps]
- Wesson: ...it will give you one heck of a headache.
- Chester Hoenicker: Oh! Goodness.
- [the Medfield Squirrels have won the basketball game]
- Chester Hoenicker: Brainard had something to do with this.
- Wesson: [pointing frantically] It's the same stuff we saw the other night, over at his house.
- Chester Hoenicker: Right.