David Westhead credited as playing...
Bertie, Prince of Wales
- Prince of Wales (Bertie): I wish to see my mother.
- John Brown: She's busy.
- Prince of Wales (Bertie): Then convey her a message.
- John Brown: She's away to Windsor tomorrow. Talk to her there.
- Prince of Wales (Bertie): Tell her the Prince of Wales wishes to speak with her urgently about matters concerning the press.
- John Brown: Are you deaf as well as stupid?
- Prince of Wales (Bertie): What did you say?
- John Brown: I said, Are you deaf as well as stupid?
- Prince of Wales (Bertie): Do you know who you address, sir?
- John Brown: "Whom" you address.
- Prince of Wales (Bertie): [angrily] Get out of my way!
- John Brown: [pinning him to the wall] Why don't you just leave us alone?