Rhonda Griffin credited as playing...
Elvina Shaw
- Detective Leonard Kantor: OK now, listen carefully,Dr. Lorca, he was arrested earlier today, he told the police that you helped him steal the freak from Mr. Lazar here.
- Elvina: That, that fucker.
- Detective Leonard Kantor: He told the police that you were the one that stuck a gun in Mr. Lazar's face, and left him handcuffed to a tree.
- Elvina: Not-uh, not me, all I did was I...
- Detective Leonard Kantor: He said the whole thing was your idea.
- Elvina: Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God.
- Detective Leonard Kantor: I'm sorry baby, but it looks like jail for you.
- Detective Leonard Kantor: Doc's a respective man, you're... not, he's cutting a deal right now, you know it'll go a lot easier if you were to just, if you just confess!
- Elvina: No, no, I swear on my honor, cross my heart and hope to die, all I did was just tell him about, about the specimen, I didn't know nothin else.
- Belinda Yost: And I put up with your typing for three years, because I thought you were too stupid to stab me in the back, you're fired, you're fired from everywhere, you're fired from the fucking universe.
- Elvina: Huh?
- Detective Leonard Kantor: The police don't know anything about Dr. Lorca, I lied to you.
- Elvina: Yeah, yeah
- [laughing]
- Elvina: , well, well, I lied to you too
- [Ms. Yost slaps her]
- Elvina: , Ow.
- Belinda Yost: You ungrateful little poon-dog.
- Elvina: Well, it was all your fault, you broke your word to Dr. Lorca, he was supposed to have first dibs
- Belinda Yost: And what are you? defender of the fucking public morals?
- Elvina: You're an evil corrupt person,
- [then turns her attention to Detective Kantor]
- Elvina: she takes drugs, she doesn't wear any panties, she, she, she has sex in her office with all these men all on her desk.
- Belinda Yost: You ungrateful little poodle.
- [pushes Elvina into a chair and starts slapping her]
- Detective Leonard Kantor: Ladies, ladies, ladies, fucking ladies knock it off!
- [he pulls Ms. Yost off of Elvina]
- Detective Leonard Kantor: Ms. Yost, hey Ms. Yost, normally, I'm all in for a good cat-fight, but seeing how you're paying me a 160 dollars an hour for my time, you might want to consider calling this one a draw for right now.
- Napoleon Lazar: If he can hear you, why is he knocking at all? why doesn't he just answer?
- Elvina: Maybe he's a deaf-mute.
- Belinda Yost: Elvina, if you were deaf, how could he hear the questions?
- Elvina: Well maybe he, I don't know.
- Dr. Lorca: Now, listen, carefully everyone, no one is leaving here til my specimens are returned.
- Elvina: What!, Me too?
- Sheila: [being sarcastic] Oh, no, you can go.
- Elvina: Oh, thank God, so then how do I get out outta here?
- Belinda Yost: [interrupting] She was being sarcastic you moron.
- Elvina: Huh?
- [looks to Sheila, Sheila nods]
- Elvina: Well, that's not very funny.