Minnie Driver credited as playing...
Debi Newberry
- Debi: So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio?
- Martin Q. Blank: No, but I do have a very nice cat?
- Debi: Not the same.
- Martin Q. Blank: Well, you don't know my cat, it's very demanding.
- Debi: "It"? You don't know if it's a boy or girl?
- Martin Q. Blank: I respect its privacy.
- Debi: [about the man Martin killed at the reunion] He was trying to kill you, right?
- Marty: Yes.
- Debi: It wasn't the other way around?
- Marty: No.
- Debi: Is it something you've done?
- Marty: It's something I do... professionally, for about five years now.
- [He lifts the gun in his hand]
- Debi: [Gasps] You were joking! People joke about the horrible things they *don't* do, they don't *do* them! It's absurd!
- Marty: When I left, I joined the Army, and when I took the service exam, my psych profile fit a certain... "moral flexibility" would be the only way to describe it. I was loaned out to a CIA-sponsored program and we sort of found each other. That's the way it works.
- Debi: So, you're a government spook?
- Marty: Yes, I mean no. I was before but I'm not now... but that' all irrelevant, really. The idea of government, nations is public relations theory at this point.
- Debi: Don't. I don't wanna hear about the theories. I wanna hear about the dead people. Explain the dead people.
- Marty: Well, that's very complicated.
- [last lines]
- Debi: Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And - get the hell out of town.
- Debi: Grosse Pointe, Michigan, I hear you loud and clear. If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's - well - broken.
- Debi: Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. You know what I say? Leave your livestock alone.
- Debi: This is WGPM FM, Grosse Pointe, Window on the Pointes. You heard from Massive Attack, Public Enemy, Morphine, that's my personal favorite, and Duane Eddy's twangy guitar. Good to hear Toots and the Maytals, huh? And as you know, this weekend is Pointes High class of '86 reunion. So in honor of this momentous event, I'm making this an all-'80s, all-vinyl weekend. Stay tuned to Window on the Pointes, and I'll keep you posted on all this reunion-related nonsense. Hey, I know everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. You know what I say? Leave your livestock alone. Kick back and relax, and ponder this. Where are all the good men dead? In the heart or in the head? So here's another cold cup of coffee from The Clash.
- [plays "Rudie Can't Fail"]
- Martin Q. Blank: But listen, uh, if you wanna go, I can't think of any reason why we wouldn't go together.
- Debi: I can.
- Amy: Where ya been these last ten years?
- Debi: Yeah, Marv, where ya been?
- Amy: Ya look great!
- Martin Q. Blank: Thanks. I work at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
- Amy: You do not.
- Martin Q. Blank: I do! I sell biscuits and gravy all over the Southland.
- Amy: You're so funny. He's a funny guy.