Joan Cusack credited as playing...
Emily Montgomery
- Emily: Are you... are... are you really gay?
- Howard: Mmm-hmm.
- Emily: Was there, oh, ANY OTHER TIME YOU MIGHT HAVE TOLD ME THIS? I'm wearing a wedding dress, which you picked out! I highlighted my hair because you said I needed shimmer, I loved you and I believed you and pretended not to notice the Streisand thing. I thought you were just creative, I thought you were just smarter than me and more sensitive and more interesting. I thought you were the most wonderful man who ever lived. I... I thought you could just change my life and... and show me the whole world, and teach me about art and life and magic. I thought you could make me feel like a beautiful woman... instead of the girl nobody wanted.
- Emily: [after Howard Brackett wouldn't marry her because he is gay, and Peter Malloy turned down her pass because he is gay. Extremely frustrated, yelling outside the bar] IS EVERYBODY GAY? IS THIS THE TWILIGHT ZONE?