Tom Selleck credited as playing...
Peter Malloy
- Peter Malloy: One day, I just snapped. I just got tired of switching pronouns and remembering to lower my voice, and I couldn't take lying to the people I love. Does that sound familiar?
- Howard Brackett: [lowered voice] No.
- Peter Malloy: So I just said, "Mom, Dad, Sparky, I'm gay."
- Howard Brackett: What happened?
- Peter Malloy: Well, my mom cried for exactly 10 seconds, my boss said, "Who cares?", and my dad said, "But you're so tall!"
- Peter Malloy: Look, everyone wants to talk to Diane Sawyer or Joan Lunden, and my network's killing me. They want me blond!
- Howard: With your coloring?
- Peter: I'm gay, I came out.
- Howard Brackett: To whom?
- Peter: Who? To everyone. My folks, my boss... my dog.