Wilford Brimley credited as playing...
Frank Brackett
- Berniece: Howard, we want you to know: you're our son, and we'll always love you, gay, straight, red, green, if you rob a bank, if you kill someone.
- Frank Brackett: If you get drunk, climb a clock tower, and take out the town.
- Berniece: As long as you get married.
- Frank Brackett: [referring to a hometown actor who has just outed his son on national television] He used to mow our lawn. Never again.
- Howard: He may be under the influence of something. He may have joined a cult!
- Frank Brackett: That little zombie.