Joseph Blatchley credited as playing...
Professor Scheerding
- Harry Donovan: I just don't understand why you guys have to sit here and piss on other people, let alone Rembrandt.
- Cafe intellectual: Professor Scheerding *proved* that the painting, The Man With The Golden Helmet, is just a cheap fake.
- Prof. Scheerding: I'm sure you know that, uh, in 1930 there were over 800 *supposed* Rembrandts.
- Harry Donovan: And now we're down to 241, thanks to you and your friends - and dropping. So, bully for you! Every schoolkid's favorite picture is now junk, because some self-appointed windbag has said so. You know, the problem is, in 10 years time there's not gonna be *any* Rembrandts. Just a big pile of *theses*.
- Prof. Scheerding: We have said something to offend you?
- Harry Donovan: Me? I'm never offended by flatulence. I just move away from its smell. Bye.