Steven Mackintosh credited as playing...
Joe Lawrence
- Joe Lawrence: Which one for you, Ratty?
- Ratty, Lawrence Farm Hand: The dark one takes my fancy. She reminds me of a girl I met in 1899.
- Joe Lawrence: Have you lost something then, Miss Stella?
- Stella: No
- Joe Lawrence: What's up then?
- Stella: Nothing.
- Joe Lawrence: Where are you going then?
- Stella: Where do you think.
- Joe Lawrence: [loudly] Ratty, she's looking for a place to go.
- Ratty, Lawrence Farm Hand: What does she want? A perch?
- Stella: Please, I don't need a map.
- Joe Lawrence: [loudly] Where can she go, Ratty?
- Ratty, Lawrence Farm Hand: There's a two-acre field over there, if that one's not big enough, there's the four-acre field over there.
- [points]
- Stella: I have been in a field before.
- Joe Lawrence: Do you want some paper?
- Stella: No thank you, I've some of my own.
- Ag: I say, that was completely out of line old chap, actually.
- Joe Lawrence: You speak like you've got a plum in your mouth.
- Ag: Not cricket, as boys say.
- [in the middle of the night, Prue goes to Joe's bed, gets in beside him and starts kissing him]
- Joe Lawrence: Remember, this was *your* idea.
- Prue (Prudence): [cynically] Oh, really.
- [she feels his erection]
- Prue (Prudence): Well, what's that then? Hm?
- Joe Lawrence: Oh...
- Prue (Prudence): Is that a parsnip?