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Johnny "Skidmark" Scardino is a free-lance crime-scene photographer and part-time blackmailer. When his associates begin to turn up murdered, he has a very short time to discover the killer ... Read allJohnny "Skidmark" Scardino is a free-lance crime-scene photographer and part-time blackmailer. When his associates begin to turn up murdered, he has a very short time to discover the killer before it is his turn.Johnny "Skidmark" Scardino is a free-lance crime-scene photographer and part-time blackmailer. When his associates begin to turn up murdered, he has a very short time to discover the killer before it is his turn.
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Michael D. Weatherred
- Ernie Deemo
- (as Michael Weatherred)
William Preston Robertson
- Earl
- (as Bill Robertson)
Venessa Verdugo
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- (as Vanessa Verdugo)
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Peter Gallagher is a police crime photographer (hence his nickname). He's a widower and hangs out at his brother-in-law Jack Black's burger joint, where he has recently met and begun an affair with grass widow and recovering alcoholic Frances McDormand. He also has a profitable side business of taking blackmail photos of men lured to a cheap motel by a prostitute; that ring is run by John Kapelos. And now the other members of the blackmail ring are being murdered. Pal John Lithgow is heading the investigation and Gallagher is worrying that Lithgow may not catch the killer before Gallagher is murdered. Also, that he might catch the murderer and Gallagher's activities will be revealed.
It's certainly a well cast, well lit neo-noir that bumps along at a steady pace despite the erratic behavior of everyone. The only real distraction is that Gallagher seems to bear a remarkable resemblance to Billy Bob Thornton, and I kept imagining how he would have handled the role. Over all, it's unremarkable, but it certainly is engaging while it's on the screen.
It's certainly a well cast, well lit neo-noir that bumps along at a steady pace despite the erratic behavior of everyone. The only real distraction is that Gallagher seems to bear a remarkable resemblance to Billy Bob Thornton, and I kept imagining how he would have handled the role. Over all, it's unremarkable, but it certainly is engaging while it's on the screen.
I was scopping out the new releases at the local Blockbuster, and I came upon the movie, Jonny Skidmarks. I read the summary on the back of the movie box, and I thought it would be good. I got home popped it into my VCR, and started watching, the beginning and end were really good, but the middle of the movie....well, it got a little out of wack, and slipped away and never came back. I say thought-provking because it makes you think, this really happens to a lot of people, not like other movies...letting the plot get too out of hand. But this movie did get out of hand, having your arms, legs, and head chopped off and laid where they are supposed to be on your body, but not actually attached, and in the shape of JESUS CHRIST on the cross. I don't think so. This movie was alright , for just one viewing, and will never be played in my home again, Frances Mcdormand needs to look at her Oscar and think to herself, 'I need to get better roles.' Over and out.
This movie was better then I expected.
What little gore there was was top notch and effective to the scene,and the production values were fine.
I loved Jack black in it...he was the only Comedy in this "dark comic mystery"
John Lithgow was over the top,and fun as a psycho cop,and Gallagher was very good as the brooding photographer.
The script was a little weak and not fleshed out that well,still all in all a good movie.
The basic story is a freelance photographer gets in over his head with blackmail...then add some twists.
What little gore there was was top notch and effective to the scene,and the production values were fine.
I loved Jack black in it...he was the only Comedy in this "dark comic mystery"
John Lithgow was over the top,and fun as a psycho cop,and Gallagher was very good as the brooding photographer.
The script was a little weak and not fleshed out that well,still all in all a good movie.
The basic story is a freelance photographer gets in over his head with blackmail...then add some twists.
forget about all the bad things you may or may not have heard about this one ,trust no one - but me. this is one fine film, enough said.
I enjoyed this movie. The characters were portrayed interestingly and the story moved along nicely. There were not many surprises, and some of the more gruesome scenes were stretched out longer than necessary. The main attraction was the quirkiness of the characters.
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- TriviaAccording to Jack Black, the movie performed poorly because "skidmarks" is slang for feces-stained underwear, and therefore people read it as "Johnny Shitstains".
- Quotes
Alice: How's the happy burger?
John Scardino: Mildly amusing.
- SoundtracksMagic Moments
Written by Burt Bacharach & Hal David
Performed by Perry Como
Courtesy of the RCA Records label of BMG Entertainment
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