Christopher McDonald credited as playing...
Ward
- Ward Cleaver: Well, what are you saying? You wanna quit the team?
- Beaver Cleaver: [excited] Do I? Thanks, Dad! What a relief.
- Ward Cleaver: Well, you can't.
- Beaver Cleaver: Why not?
- Ward Cleaver: Well, because first it's this, then next thing you quit school. Then one day you quit your job, then your marriage and anything else that gives you trouble in life.
- Beaver Cleaver: [more excited] You mean I can quit school?