Lady Chablis credited as playing...
Chablis Deveau
- The Lady Chablis: It's like my mom always said: "Two tears in a bucket, motherfuck it."
- John Kelso: I'll have to remember that one.
- The Lady Chablis: Stop telling me what to do. I want to propose a toast. "From my top to your bottom. From your bottom to my top. From my middle to your middle. Be good John and I just might give you a little.
- Phillip: I'm an escort.
- The Lady Chablis: An escort? Do you work for one of those services?
- Phillip: No, I'm escorting my sister.
- The Lady Chablis: Please don't tell me you're doing it with your sister?
- The Lady Chablis: If I catch any of you bitches near him, honey, I want you to know, you're gonna have to deal with the Lady Chablis, the Doll, the Grand Empress, and my mother fucking ice pick. So keep your hands off a that one, okay?
- The Lady Chablis: You know what, hun? I told her the same thing. I said if Vanessa Williams can pull one off on the Miss America committee, then her little whoring around in Atlanta, Georgia, was not going to mean anything to a little steering committee in Savannah.