Dennis Miller credited as playing...
Detective Stengel
- Detective Steve Stengel: [watching TV report about hostages being held in North Korea] I see, so you negotiate for 13 and how many do you go to war for? 14? Is that it? Everything is about numbers. Two drinks a day - healthy. Three - you're a alcoholic.
- Nick, Bartender: That's your third.
- Detective Steve Stengel: Nick, hit me again.
- Detective Steve Stengel: Hey, didn't that old Senator lay the wood to that stripper around here, somewhere, years ago?
- DC Cop: Alright, take it easy this evening.
- Detective Steve Stengel: Just askin'. I didn't see it on my guide map.