Dermot Mulroney credited as playing...
Michael O'Neal
- Michael O'Neill: Kimmy says if you love someone you say it, you say it right then, out loud. Otherwise, the moment just...
- Julianne Potter: Passes you by.
- Michael O'Neill: Passes you by. Yeah.
- Julianne Potter: I have a confession. Another confession. Besides that I - love you, this is even worse. The e-mail that Walter sent to your boss - I wrote that. I'm the bad guy.
- Michael O'Neill: Are you crazy? Jules, are you - are you completely insane? I mean - I mean - Jules, how could you do that?
- Julianne Potter: Michael, it wasn't supposed to get sent. I just - I just wanted you to get mad at Kimmy.
- [sighs]
- Julianne Potter: God. I have done nothing but underhanded, despicable, not even terribly imaginative things since I got here.
- [sighs]
- Julianne Potter: But I was ju - Michael, I was just trying to - to win you, to win you back.
- [Crying]
- Julianne Potter: But that doesn't excuse any of it. I'm pond scum. Well, lower actually. I'm like the - the fungus that feeds on pond scum.
- Michael O'Neill: Lower. The pus that infects the mucus... that cruds up the fungus... that feeds on the pond scum. On the other hand, thank you... for loving me that much. That way, it's - it's pretty flattering.
- Julianne Potter: Except it makes me fungus.
- Julianne Potter: Now remember, it is the duty of the best man to dance with the maid of honor.
- Michael O'Neill: Dance? You can't dance. When did you learn how to dance?
- Julianne Potter: I've got moves you've never seen.
- Michael O'Neill: The ring.
- [handing the box to Jules]
- Julianne Potter: [nervous] Why are you giving this to me?
- Michael O'Neill: Because I don't trust Scotty.
- Michael O'Neill: [pointing to his dad] And Julianne this guy you know.
- Julianne Potter: [kisses Joe on the cheek] Papa Joe.
- Joe O'Neal: I told him he should make you his best man darling but had to go with his baby brother.
- [ruffles his youngest son Scotty's head]
- Joe O'Neal: .